Time is a precious item

Andrew was in a coma for seventeen years. When he woke up, he figured it would take him too much time to catch up with his old friends, so he decided to make new ones.

Unanswered questions answered (III)

 — What is the single most disgusting combination of two words ?

 — "Spider sushi".

Unanswered questions answered (II)

 — Did God create the world ?

 — No, He just found it out there.

Unanswered questions answered (I)

 — Is there life after death ?

 — Yes, but it's very short.

The boy-meets-girl scene as seen through the eyes of an idiot

On "A fairly good impersonator"

 Several readers have complained about the previous joke "not being that funny". I'll simply remind them that I specifically mentioned that Edgar's impersonating skills "...would lead to all sorts of hilarious situations". Should I have added an exclamation mark ?

A fairly good impersonator

 As he struggled with puberty, Edgar found out, quite accidentally, that he had been gifted with a unique talent : he could impersonate absolutely anybody's voice. By the time he turned 14, he had us all fooled : whenever the phone rang, we could never be sure that the caller was the actual person we'd been expecting a call from (let's say, the Czar)... or just Edgar, pulling yet another practical joke on us. As you may well imagine, this would lead to all sorts of hilarious situations.