Frank Sinatra in : "Shed no more salty tears, my love"

It had been a week or so since Frank Sinatra and Gunilla had broken up, but Frank Sinatra seemed still unable to get over it. He kept wondering why their beautiful romance had to turn so sour. "I should never have done this or that to her", he sighed endlessly, while repressing a giggle.

That day he went to the supermarket in the hope a little shopping would divert his thoughts from Gunilla. But everything seemed to conspire to remind him of her - which is why he decided it was more sensible not to buy Gunilla brand bleach for once and settle for another brand.

(Curiously enough, years later Frank Sinatra would date a girl named Martha Bleach, split up with her in horrible circumstances and never buy any bleach anymore.)