— No wonder he decided to commit suicide !
— In the name of God, someone stop that ferris wheel right now !
— What's for dinner ? (...) Not anchovies again !
— I found that truck driver extremely pretentious.
— Are you kidding ? I love asbestos.
— Shut up ! You don't know what it's like to be hemophiliac ! (to a hemophiliac person) (the latter is optional)
— All right ! Let's go to the hospital ! (in an enthusiastic fashion)
— Is there life after death ? (...) I was afraid of that. (with a disappointed tone)
— So you never learnt how to read ? You should be ashamed of yourself !
— Yes. (whenever uttered in a funny way)
— (blank) ? Is she the girl with the face thing ?
— Is there anything I should know about you before we start seeing each other ? Wait ! Tell me some other time.
— So how severe was her head injury ? (...) I see. I guess she won't be needing these books anymore ! (actually grabbing the books and taking them home is optional)
— Pamplemousses, vous ne nous avez pas encore livré tous vos secrets.
— What do you mean, "I should have this checked by a doctor" ? (unless the injury does look fishy, in which case the whole thing instantly ceases to be funny)
— So you never learnt how to read ? You should be ashamed of yourself !
— Yes. (whenever uttered in a funny way)
— (blank) ? Is she the girl with the face thing ?
— Is there anything I should know about you before we start seeing each other ? Wait ! Tell me some other time.
— So how severe was her head injury ? (...) I see. I guess she won't be needing these books anymore ! (actually grabbing the books and taking them home is optional)
— Pamplemousses, vous ne nous avez pas encore livré tous vos secrets.
— What do you mean, "I should have this checked by a doctor" ? (unless the injury does look fishy, in which case the whole thing instantly ceases to be funny)
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Interesting to know.
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